literallyjustcarrie:

Signs as Carrie Fisher quotes

Aquarius: Men. Go figure.

Pisces: What hairstyle would YOU put on someone with a round face? Add more! So it can contain the fat.

Aries: There’s no room for demons when you’re self-possesed.

Taurus: I wanna be allowed to be who I am without it getting up your goddamn nose.

Gemini: Self-gratification takes too long.

Cancer: G’night Fuck-O’s.

Leo: You guys are much more polite with your mutilations.

Virgo: I’ve got at least 14 bad angles.

Libra: If my life weren’t funny it would just be true, and that is unnacceptable.

Scorpio: “-Where do you get your wonderful sense of humour, Carrie?” -Sears!

Sagittarius: Men don’t age better than women, men are just allowed to age.

Capricorn: Unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings.