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You will not wake up on Thursday. You will think you have; you will get up, get dressed, eat breakfast, go about your day as though there is nothing strange about the fact that your eyes are closed and that you are not seeing anything, but you will not be awake. Not until midday, anyway. And maybe not even then. Thursday is not a day that likes to be awake, and so will not help you wake, either.