Because Padme is a badass politician who will take no one’s shit and Anakin is too handsome but not too interested in politics, and only talks to his bff Obi Wan.
Anakin Skywalker: Stay at Home Facebook Wine Dad
Let’s be real, if he hadn’t gone Darksider this is exactly what would have eventually happened. Plus they would have had the resources for child care help, so Anakin probably has a lot of time to himself when he’s not on dad duty.
“Welp, war’s over, I’m taking an early retirement and going for a mani-pedi. Come on Obi-Wan, let’s go.” Then the two of them just hang out drinking mimosas and going to yoga classes.